So my car battery dies, I flag down this Lexus SUV, they stop, I ask if they have a second to jump my battery. Instead of saying anything, the guy rolls up his window and nearly drives over my foot. So I spit on his car. I actually suceeded in hitting the bumper sticker of a flag with the words "WE WILL UNITE" on it. He slams on his breaks. gets out, with his wife and kids in the car, and acts like he wants to fight. So I spit on his car again, asked if words held meaning to him, then asked how he felt as a rolemodel for his kids, seeing as he was a prick and all.
He had little to reply, I hope next time someone needs a small act of kindness, he'll give his bumper sticker prophecy some weight. FUCK THE BUMPER STICKER PROPHETS! Don't just question authority, speak with it...